Despite the shaving, the cramps, the occasional smashed fingers because you aren’t strong enough to lift a 150 lb piece of flagstone by yourself even though you think you can, the unending joys of childbirth (I imagine, but don’t know from experience, thank you jesus), the complexities of round-brushes and flat-irons, and the roller-coaster ride of emotions that is PMS, there is one really good thing about being a girl…

If you act flighty and helpless when the roto-rooter men show up at your house, you could save $60 on getting your sewer lines cleaned out.

And that sure counts for something.

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