ME (3:15 PM): My horoscope today said to give up on you because you don’t respond to all my flirting.

Mystery Man (3:17 PM): ya i read that this morning to , but i took that as all the other girls that i flirt with

ME (3:29 PM): And… wait a minute, let me get back to this… who the heck are you flirting with then? I know it’s not me.

All you ever did was stand around looking grumpy and giving me one word answers to my questions and calling me a witch for three years. And somehow I fell head over heels for you. That’s ridiculious, what a jip. I want some flirting. Bat your eyelashes at me or somthing when you come over. I feel left out.

MysteryMan(3:33 PM): ok, but thats what i call flirting, no good, no wonder it never works

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