I am blessed with a half brother, LittleFish, who is possibly the funniest 10 year-old ever to walk the face of the earth. This exchange took place a couple of weeks ago after Ricardo found out he has a girlfriend at school.

R: LittleFish, what about this girlfriend you have?

LF: She thinks I’m hot.

R: What, like you’re sweaty?

LF: Nooo! (rolls eyes dramatically) Hot. Like… (pretends to lick his finger, touches his butt and goes “Ssssssst!”)

If I could clone him, I would have kids.

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