The pizza-delivery girl who dropped off our dinner the other night saw BubbaCat mousin’ in my front garden and said, “Wow, that is a scary cat!”
And I thought, yeah, ‘scary’ is a good word for a cat that spends a great deal of time pretending to be a fake dead armadillo.
Try not to have nightmares people.
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5 Responses
I just snort giggled so loud at that….and I’m at work. Awesome.
Hahaha!!
Also, what is with the fake dead armadillo?! That’s gold…
“Who’s a goofy kitty?”
“I’m very dignified, even if I’m upside down and rabbit-kicking the chair.”
“Um…yeah.”
I gotta agree with pizza girl. Your cat is kinda freaking me out 🙂
ohmygosh, that’s HILARIOUS.
and scary.
kelly
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