This is my penthouse (prior to renovations)… Current luxurious digs … My exclusive manicure (you can’t get one just anywhere)… My customized seat warmer… It’s hard to imagine why everyone…

This past weekend I’m in the middle of my normal Sunday routine, which is to say I’m making the 5th of 8 trips to Lowe’s, and something shocking happened…. let…

Alternative titles for this post: “Watch me beat the hell out of a piece of drywall”, “Things I should not post on the internet”, “When proving your point goes very,…

The other day I was eating a bag of peanut M&Ms when this rolled out of the bag and into my hand. And I thought, no… it couldn’t be… Two…

We’re T-minus 1 day until the great donkey shed building adventure begins, and I’ve spent this week doing my Actual Real Job, finishing the tile in my basement, and tracking…

Maybe I’ve mentioned this, but one of the side benefits of four-hour long contractors classes twice a week  is that it gives us 240 minutes of uninterrupted time to think…

Unlike one of my uncles, I don’t shoot geese regularly just because I can. So, unlike one of my uncles, I expect karma won’t ever take the form of an…

I’m sure this has made some internet rounds, but it was too appropriate not to post here.

MysteryMan and I decided we are, in effect, skipping the holidays this year. Normally Christmas– and Christmas decorating– is my fave, but with one house  for sale, and being in…

The Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Had To Do First, let me relay a conversation that occurred between our loan officer and my wonderful, even-tempered significant other. Loan Officer: We’ll everything…

It’s big, functional, and decorated naturally… who needs an addition? Our work here is done. Ok, perhaps not so good when it rains, but it worked great for a Fourth…

The pizza-delivery girl who dropped off our dinner the other night saw BubbaCat mousin’ in my front garden and said, “Wow, that is a scary cat!” And I thought, yeah,…