“Girls are like candy bars, you can’t have just one flavor.” That would be his fathers influence on him, by the way.

I am blessed with a half brother, LittleFish, who is possibly the funniest 10 year-old ever to walk the face of the earth. This exchange took place a couple of…

My version of heaven: On my porch with a new Harry Potter book, fresh squeezed lemonade, and sugar cookies. The depressing part of which is that it will never happen…

ME (3:15 PM): My horoscope today said to give up on you because you don’t respond to all my flirting. Mystery Man (3:17 PM): ya i read that this morning…

I’m running on about four good hours of sleep right now, which hasn’t been a sufficient amount of shuteye to keep me functioning like a normal human being since sometime…