Well, That’s Different

After a number of years with just exposed OSB subfloor (and a couple of rugs) as the flooring in my kitchen… It now has (part of) a floor. Do not be fooled by that picture. It is still mostly this… I have

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A Donkey Shed in a Cloud

I’m still plugging away at taping drywall corners in the bathroom. Yes, it’s traumatizing, and no, I don’t want to talk about it. Particularly that part where I was using a cheap plastic spackling knife on the ceiling and the handle broke

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Filling In The Hole

At some point this website is going to move beyond posts about holes, but that day is not today. We have exactly nine days until the building crew we hired shows up to help us rough frame the house. You heard me

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You Ma’am Are Going To Lose a Finger

Put the drill down, and step away slowly. Every once in a while I get emails from people who want to give me ideas for things to write about on this website. Mostly I roll my eyes at these emails, because hey,

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Laws of Physics and Real Estate

The laws of physics make this an excellent idea, particularly if you know how to defy gravity. Oh yeah. I’m the person who just yesterday caught my shoe on a blade of grass and slid through the front yard like a baseball

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Future Addition, Or Moat

I’ve officially jumped right into the deep end of this project, and on one hand, finally, I’ve been talking about this for years. On the other hand, holyeffingshit that is a big hole in the yard. I’ve been deriving courage and DIY

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THAT is a big hole

Still not sure how to get inside the house and get my work clothes on so I can grout the counter-top tonight. Foresight FAIL.

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Friday Demolition Edition

It’s time to start the scariest part of the construction process, but also the most fun… DEMOLITION! If the weather holds– and it’s not supposed to, but that’s neither here nor there– we’re set to break ground today. That’s right, as you read

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Getting It Done: DIY on your Lunch Break

Work-life balance has never been one of my strengths. I like to work. Hard. And for most of my adult life that has translated into sixty-hour work weeks, and a little time left over to play with my tools and write about

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Good News, Bad News

If you follow me on Twitter, yesterday you got to preview both the good news, and the part where for the second time in my life I wanted to squeeze an appraiser so hard his eyeballs pop out of his head. But

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Determination To The Point of Stupidity

Alternative titles for this post: “Watch me beat the hell out of a piece of drywall”, “Things I should not post on the internet”, “When proving your point goes very, very wrong.” Here is something you have to own up to as

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All Over The Place

This week could either be very exciting or very disastrous for our plans, depending on which way the wind blows. Figuratively. Literally depending on whether or not we get our building permits without a fuss, whether or not the weather holds for

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This Story has a Happy Ending

Two weeks ago my life could be summed up like this: I had people from Florida coming to look at my house in 3 weeks and needed to move all of my junk out of the house and finish up all miscellaneous

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Basement Bathroom Before & After

Another project on the list of “things I should have finished in the last five years but didn’t” is the half-bath in the basement of the Garrison house. Sometimes when I look at pictures of what this house looked like before, am

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A Donkey Shed in a Cloud

I’m still plugging away at taping drywall corners in the bathroom. Yes, it’s traumatizing, and no, I don’t want to talk about it. Particularly that part where I was using a cheap plastic spackling knife on the ceiling and the handle broke

Read More

Filling In The Hole

At some point this website is going to move beyond posts about holes, but that day is not today. We have exactly nine days until the building crew we hired shows up to help us rough frame the house. You heard me

Read More

You Ma’am Are Going To Lose a Finger

Put the drill down, and step away slowly. Every once in a while I get emails from people who want to give me ideas for things to write about on this website. Mostly I roll my eyes at these emails, because hey,

Read More

Laws of Physics and Real Estate

The laws of physics make this an excellent idea, particularly if you know how to defy gravity. Oh yeah. I’m the person who just yesterday caught my shoe on a blade of grass and slid through the front yard like a baseball

Read More

Future Addition, Or Moat

I’ve officially jumped right into the deep end of this project, and on one hand, finally, I’ve been talking about this for years. On the other hand, holyeffingshit that is a big hole in the yard. I’ve been deriving courage and DIY

Read More

THAT is a big hole

Still not sure how to get inside the house and get my work clothes on so I can grout the counter-top tonight. Foresight FAIL.

Read More

Friday Demolition Edition

It’s time to start the scariest part of the construction process, but also the most fun… DEMOLITION! If the weather holds– and it’s not supposed to, but that’s neither here nor there– we’re set to break ground today. That’s right, as you read

Read More

Getting It Done: DIY on your Lunch Break

Work-life balance has never been one of my strengths. I like to work. Hard. And for most of my adult life that has translated into sixty-hour work weeks, and a little time left over to play with my tools and write about

Read More

Good News, Bad News

If you follow me on Twitter, yesterday you got to preview both the good news, and the part where for the second time in my life I wanted to squeeze an appraiser so hard his eyeballs pop out of his head. But

Read More

Determination To The Point of Stupidity

Alternative titles for this post: “Watch me beat the hell out of a piece of drywall”, “Things I should not post on the internet”, “When proving your point goes very, very wrong.” Here is something you have to own up to as

Read More

All Over The Place

This week could either be very exciting or very disastrous for our plans, depending on which way the wind blows. Figuratively. Literally depending on whether or not we get our building permits without a fuss, whether or not the weather holds for

Read More

This Story has a Happy Ending

Two weeks ago my life could be summed up like this: I had people from Florida coming to look at my house in 3 weeks and needed to move all of my junk out of the house and finish up all miscellaneous

Read More

Basement Bathroom Before & After

Another project on the list of “things I should have finished in the last five years but didn’t” is the half-bath in the basement of the Garrison house. Sometimes when I look at pictures of what this house looked like before, am

Read More

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