Posted in Bite-Sized Posts, Life Without Tools on Apr 14th, 2008
At dinner last night.
Stepmother: LittleFish is learning about the “birds and the bees” in school this year.
Me: Really?
LittleFish: <Heaves a big sigh.> Yeah, and not the kind that fly!
Posted in Bite-Sized Posts on Jan 24th, 2008
This is an example of why my ten-year-old brother is the funniest human being on the planet:
Step-mom: Hey! I know this song! It was popular when I was in high school… it’s Pink Floyd’s… Brick in the Wall.
LittleFish: What is this? I can’t believe you people can actually stand to have this in your ear.
Step-mom: It’s good! [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 7th, 2007
Last year when I took my (then 9 year old) brother out to dinner for a little one-on-one time:
Me: Shi… oops! I shouldn’t swear around you.
LittleFish: That’s okay. I know what B-A-S-T-A-R-D means.
Me: Really? What’s that?
LittleFish: It’s means you were born without a dad. [pause] But I don’t know why that makes it a bad [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 22nd, 2007
“Girls are like candy bars, you can’t have just one flavor.”
That would be his fathers influence on him, by the way.
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 17th, 2007
I am blessed with a half brother, LittleFish, who is possibly the funniest 10 year-old ever to walk the face of the earth. This exchange took place a couple of weeks ago after Ricardo found out he has a girlfriend at school.
R: LittleFish, what about this girlfriend you have?
LF: She thinks I’m hot.
R: What, like [...]
"I wear a toolbelt and go barefoot the way other girls wear Prada and heels."
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