All is as you would expect it to be on the Isle of Insanity (otherwise known as my life). There are new concrete floors, new windows, some broken glass, a complete lack of financing, and zero new construction on the house as the summer weeks continue to whittle away. There are also some decimated tomato plants and a whole lot of unintentionally miniature corn.

Other than for sure eating a lot of sweet corn we don’t know what the immediate future holds for us, and I have plenty to say on that subject (including the dumbest thing I’ve ever had to do in my life, which is soon to be followed by a post on how to successfully dispose of the body of your loan officer…)

But I won’t be saying any of that at midnight. I’m really behind on my beauty rest.

I'm not interested in a mediocre life. I'm here to kick ass or die.

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