The Temporary Farm House

The price of this weekend was five new extra-large bruises, one broken UHaul truck, and a brand new place to live. If you’re wondering what

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If you’re wondering what would compel a girl to rent a house with hot pink plastic tiles covering the bathroom (don’t worry, you’ll get to

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Well the paperwork has been signed, money has changed hands, deeds have been transferred, and for the first time in seven years I am a

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Trimming (Doors, Not Trees)

Since we’ve just barely stepped foot into Thanksgiving territory I feel like I shouldn’t have to clarify that there is no tree trimming (Christmas related,

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I'm not interested in a mediocre life. I'm here to kick ass or die.