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Karma: Large Bird Edition

Unlike one of my uncles, I don’t shoot geese regularly just because I can. So, unlike one of my uncles, I expect karma won’t ever take the form of an…

December 27, 2009 | 1 Comment | Read the Full Article

Has Very Nearly Lost It

My keys have been missing for about 24 hours. Had to use the spare to get to work and the doctors, but when I walked out of the office lo’…

Very. Scary.

The pizza-delivery girl who dropped off our dinner the other night saw BubbaCat mousin’ in my front garden and said, “Wow, that is a scary cat!” And I thought, yeah,…

Here and Gone

My life has been a whirlwind this week. I’ve been to Chicago and back already, and MysteryMan and I are leaving for a few days of uninterrupted beach-and-margaritas in Jamaica…

March 25, 2009 | 6 Comments | Read the Full Article

Please welcome her to the Technology Age…

First off, this woman makes me laugh. This is my mother. Did I ever tell you about the time we were installing a fence in my back yard and one day…

February 25, 2009 | 6 Comments | Read the Full Article

The Most Satisfying Infliction of Retnal Scarring… Ever.

I swear to god, no human in existence has had a better run of quirky motor vehicles than yours truly. My favorite feature of my first vehicle… a used 1995 Ford Explorer…

November 18, 2008 | 7 Comments | Read the Full Article

Apologies to Pink Floyd…

This is an example of why my ten-year-old brother is the funniest human being on the planet: Step-mom: Hey! I know this song! It was popular when I was in…

January 24, 2008 | 2 Comments | Read the Full Article
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