For those of you who don’t know the backstory here, back in August (this is MysteryMan’s favorite part) I made a mistake. Somehow I worked myself up into a tizzy about having the cedar beams for the porch pre-stained by the manufacturer and after several hours of swatch-induced agony I made a decision that resulted in seriously uncool maroon cedar beams.
I wanted them to look like this…
And, not so much…
I’ve basically had a pit in my stomach over this for the last two months… not because I didn’t think I could fix it, but because I was pretty sure MysteryMan was going to give me a severe scolding over wasting my time on the cedar beams, because hello there’s 1200 sq ft of siding left to hang and two basement windows that need to be blocked in yet, and hey look, the forecast is calling for snow.
There are lots of things I love about building this house with my significant other, not the least of which is to have someone to hold the other end of my tape measure when necessary. Okay, that’s just one thing, but I’m sure there are others… plus I do a lot of measuring. On the other hand, something I really enjoyed about doing my last house on my own was that I never once spent two months dreading the scolding I was going to get over fixing something that yes, could be used just the way it is without the universe imploding.
But here’s the thing… if I wanted a house that was just good enough, I’d have saved myself the last six months of stress and sweat and blood and tears, and I would have let someone else build it while I sipped a margarita by the pool. I do it myself because I want extraordinary, and I’m willing to work for it.
Even if that means a lot of hours of using a hand planer to make maroon beams look like this…
I think I’ve got ten more to go. (MysteryMan for his part only gave me one gigantic eye roll and said, “that’s going to take you a month.” And then left me to it.)
And here’s the part where you get to learn from my mistakes:
- Never order a factory finish stain on something without buying a sample of the stain and testing in on a substaisial piece of wood first. A two-inch square won’t cut it
- Probably never use a wood colored “solid stain.” I mean, what’s the point of real wood then? I used a colored solid stain on the cedar siding and love it, but for things that are supposed to look like wood, semi-trans is the way to go.
- Almost anything in the world can be fixed with one of these:
At least today it can. Tomorrow I man need one of those oscillating saws… I mean, it’s seven saws in one, people!