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Celebrating The End (Updated)

December 21, 2012 | 16 Comments | Makes Me Laugh
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Let me just say that if the world ends today, it probably wouldn’t be the worst thing that has happened to me this week. Plus, you know, living in the middle of nowhere gives me a certain advantage when it comes to apocalyptic scenarios, and you may or may not believe that my fuel-oil tank is full, the generator is plugged in, my guns are loaded, and all the dishes are washed and put nicely away… I mean, prepping for the inevitable End of the World is definitely how I would spend my last evening of life as we know it, and not, say, crafting and making apocalypse themed cupcakes.

Ahem.

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Okay, maybe I did a little crafting. I’m not sure what it is, but I think doomsday has brought out my inner-Martha. Well, let’s be honest, my version of Martha involves slightly more alcohol and a better sense of humor…

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So, in a last-ditch effort to collect good karma, I may have put together several End of the World Survival Kits meant to help my fellow humans survive the imminent destruction of our planet. Most of these I’ll be leaving for random strangers around town today, because that’s how karma works, duh.

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These kits contain a random assortment of one or more necessary survival supplies including chocolate, alcohol, band-aids, pocket knives, and gift cards.

I mean really, there’s nothing like a little Armageddon to give you an excuse to make strangers laugh. And get a little tipsy.

And okay, maybe I also made some cupcakes.

Like this geographically inaccurate globe cupcake (pre-apocalypse):

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Which may have met with an unfortunate Mayan curse:

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And, this, slightly more geographically accurate global warming cupcake:

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Of course, I couldn’t for get that old standby of world descrution– the super volcano:
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Don’t worry bible-readers, I didn’t forget you and your biblical plague of locusts.

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(Okay, listen, after I had this brilliant idea I realized that locusts look like grasshoppers and not overgrown demonic flies, but I already frosted the damn thing. And really, you never know what swarm of insects is going to take you down in the end.)

The very popular end-of-the-world flood scenario is also depicted here, complete with disproportionally large swedish fish, and a lifesaver… because even during the apocalypse, there should be hope.

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Unless, of course, we’re talking about the nuclear blast cupcake…

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Then you’re just screwed.

Yeah, you know what? Probably I should stick to building houses. Good luck to all my fellow humans on surviving the end of the world, or even worse, those last-minute Christmas shopping crowds.

Godspeed, my friends.

Update: Whew. The world totally did not end in any of the ways depicted in my apocalyptic scenario cupcakes.

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But just in case, End of the World Survival Kits were distributed around Ann Arbor, including on a motorcycle (we figure anyone tough enough to ride a bike in snow should survive the apocalypse)…

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At random places of business…

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And on the windshields of select cars that either a.) did a horrible job parallel parking, b.) had an inordinate amount of Disney beanie babies on the dash, or c.) happened to be an on-duty cab with an actual cab driver sitting in it. (That happened.) Kits were also left taped to gas pumps, parking meters, and any other place you might find a likely candidate for apocalyptic survival.

The placement of these kits was very, very random over the area of a block or two, and I expected that would be the last I ever heard of them, until posts like this started popping up on facebook…

By chance, a few of these kits made it into the hands of friends of friends who knew about our top-secret mission, which just goes to show that you should never underestimate facebook or our good judgement in choosing survivors.

The only bad news is that since life on earth did not, in fact, come to a screeching halt… I now have to do all of my Christmas shopping in the next 24 hours. (Well played, Mayans, well played.)

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    Comments

  • Jen @ RamblingRenovators


    Please don’t let this be the end because I so enjoy your sense of humour. Now if you could send one of those survival kits and a globe cupcake my way, all would be right with this world.

    • Micha


      Amen :o)

  • steve


    Brilliant.

  • Sarah in Illinois


    Haha! I love your sense of humor also! Love the earth cupcake that is split apart! ha!

  • Cheryl


    It would be so fun to see the reaction of anyone receiving one of these survival kits!

  • Mary


    Quite the creative streak you have! Loved it, but you had me at Jack Daniels. Put a Coke in there and I’m all set! Well, and maybe the “Get Lit” sign too! Merry Christmas, Festivus, etc., etc.

  • Julia at Home on 129 Acres


    Living in the middle of nowhere completely gives you an advantage when it comes to apocalyptic scenarios! My husband and I have had conversations about how in the event of a zombie apocalypse, our farm will be the place to be. Shore up the fences and prepare for the influx of desperate friends and relatives. I guess that’s true for next week too… in a slightly different way. Merry Apocalypse!

  • CatlettHouse


    WHAT??!!! No Zombie apocalypse cupcake?? Seriously tho what a great idea!!

    • Kit


      Swear to god I was looking for little plastic army guys I could paint like zombies but I couldn’t find them on such short notice.

  • Courtney


    I would give anything to be a stranger who got one of your kits. How fantastic!

  • Guerrina


    Those kits are a riot!

  • Debbie


    You are a wacko! It’s a good thing.

  • Feral Turtle


    HaHaHaHaHa. This is so good. Luckily I am an optimist and have all my shopping done! Cheers.

  • Maria


    OMG thanks for the laugh! I almost fell off my chair. Thanks for letting us into your world.
    -Maria

    p.s. did you really decorate all of those cupcakes??

  • Leah


    That is awesome!

  • Mary Beth


    Love this! I wish I had been surprised by one of these. Would have made my final moments!

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