Last spring, right before I moved into the place (and on the exact same day the roof was torn off to replace the shingles, excellent

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For The Record

If there was ever an inquiry regarding my sanity… Them: Please state, for the record, how long your vacuum cleaner was broken… Me: Uh. Six

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Another Thirty Yards

Saturday morning I tried to make a “realistic list” of things I wanted to get done this weekend, which ended up being something like fifteen

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Over the weekend I flew half the length of the country and back inside of 24 hours. The flying part was because my cousin was

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I'm not interested in a mediocre life. I'm here to kick ass or die.